You're experiencing Quantum Flushing Symptoms!
Don't worry, it's normal. You're just experiencing a minor temporal displacement. Our research team has been studying the phenomenon and we're happy to guide you through it.
- Paradoxical Constipation: When your toilet paper becomes sentient and starts arguing with you.
- Temporal Toilet Trouble: When you're stuck in a time loop and can't seem to get out of the bathroom.
- Quantum Loo-Logic: When the laws of physics no longer apply in the bathroom and you're left questioning reality.
Remember, we're here to help. Please don't flush the space-time continuum.