Subsection 3.1: The Plot Thickens (Even More)
Subsection 3.2: Tactical Squirrel Defense Protocols
Subsection 3.3: Infiltrating the Coffee Machine: A Guide
Subsection 3.4: The Great Debate: Paper or Plastic (Laser or Scissor-Sharp)
Subsection 3.5: Emergency Cheese Protocol
Subsection 3.6: Surrealism in the Modern Era: A Guide for the Perplexed
Subsection 3.7: The Art of Procrastination: A Scientific Approach
Subsection 3.8: The Secret to Making the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Subsection 3.9: The Ancient Art of Extreme Ironing
Subsection 3.10: The Lost Art of Extreme Pajama Wear