Welcome to the most unpredictable, most unpredictable meeting of the year! Today, we're pushing the boundaries of sanity and good taste with some truly wacky experiments.
Click here for our bizarro experiments, because who needs a traditional scientific method, anyway?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience the surreal symposium, where our experts will attempt to explain the unexplainable.
And if you're feeling completely lost, just click here to enter a realm where the laws of physics no longer apply, and anything can happen.
But don't say we didn't warn you...
Learn more about the meeting's questionable ethics and safety protocols.We're attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent trying to get a unicorn to hold its breath underwater while simultaneously juggling chainsaws.