Meeting 42: The Most Important Meeting in History

Minutes from the meeting that changed everything.

The meeting took place in a windowless conference room deep beneath the surface of the ocean. The room was dimly lit, with only a single flickering fluorescent light overhead.

The attendees were:

• Chairman of the Board, Zorvath the Magnificent
• Director of Research, Professor Brainius P. Bottomsworth
• CFO of the Universe, Balthazar McSnazzle

The discussion centered around the new "Infinite Improbability Drive" technology, which promised to grant the company infinite wealth and power.

Key decisions made during the meeting:

• Approved the purchase of 100 million more widgets.
• Confirmed that cats are the superior species.

Noted action items:

• "Infinite Improbability Drive" testing team to meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• "Widget purchases" budget to be revised.

Adjourned at 4:47 PM. The room remained empty and silent, except for the sound of Professor Brainius P. Bottomsworth's pen scratching on the conference table.

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