MEETING 42

Presented by: The Intergalactic Union of Overworked Bureaucrats

Summary:

• We decided to meet for no reason at all.
• We spent an entire hour discussing the meaning of nothing.
• We voted 42 times to decide that we didn't really vote on anything.

Key Takeaways:

• The color of the carpet is not as bright as our hopes and dreams.
• The coffee machine was 37% more efficient than expected.
• The meeting will never actually end, so you might as well just stay.

Recommendations:

• Take more breaks.
• Have more meetings.
• Invest in a better coffee machine.

Subpages:

• Minutes
• Adjournments
• Notes to Self