MEETING 42
Presented by: The Intergalactic Union of Overworked Bureaucrats
Summary:
- We decided to meet for no reason at all.
- We spent an entire hour discussing the meaning of nothing.
- We voted 42 times to decide that we didn't really vote on anything.
Key Takeaways:
- The color of the carpet is not as bright as our hopes and dreams.
- The coffee machine was 37% more efficient than expected.
- The meeting will never actually end, so you might as well just stay.
Recommendations:
- Take more breaks.
- Have more meetings.
- Invest in a better coffee machine.
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