MEETING 42: A Report So Scathing, It'll Burn Your Eyebrows

Minutes of the Meeting

Attendees:

• The Uninvited Guest
• Bob, CEO of Inflatable Toys Inc.
• Jane, CTO of Slightly-Better-Toys Inc.
• John, CIO of Even-Better-Toys Inc.

Agenda

1. Discuss the merits of Inflatable Toys.

2. Decide on the fate of Slightly-Better Toys.

3. Elect the new CIO of Even-Better-Toys (a position that doesn't exist).

Decisions:

The committee decided to:

Not Maybe invest in Inflatable Toys.

Not Maybe acquire Slightly-Better Toys.

John, CIO of Even-Better-Toys, was elected CIO of Even-Better-Toys (by default, since no one else showed up).

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:47 PM, with a collective sigh of relief from all present.

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