It's official: Meeting 42 was a resounding success. The room was filled with anticipation as the esteemed members of the "I'm a Big Deal" committee gathered to discuss the fate of the galaxy.
The meeting began with a 30-minute discussion on the meaning of life, which was mercifully cut short by the arrival of the refreshments. The consensus was that life has no inherent meaning, but that's beside the point.
After the refreshments, the meeting descended into chaos as the committee members debated the merits of using Comic Sans as a font in all official documents. Some argued it's a classic; others claimed it's an abomination. A vote was taken, and in a shocking turn of events, the committee decided to stick with Arial.
We can't reveal too many details about the adjournment, but suffice it to say that several attendees were overheard whispering to themselves, "I'm never going to live this down." Others were seen frantically searching for the nearest escape route.
As the meeting drew to a close, the chairperson, a certain "Buckaroo McFancyPants," was seen hastily making a hasty exit, citing "prior commitments" as the reason for his departure. We're not buying it.
To view the complete meeting minutes, including the highly disputed "Minutes-of-Disagreement" section, click here.