Today is the day when our fearless leader, Bob, will make a series of bold decisions that will change the world.
Agenda: 1) Discuss the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping, 2) Vote on whether or not to fire the intern, and 3) Decide on the best way to spend the next 5 years of our lives on this project.
Don't be late! The meeting will start exactly 5 minutes from now, and we will not tolerate any tardiness.