Meeting 42: The Report

After a lengthy discussion, we have decided that life is 42.

• Resolution: Life will be redefined as 42 from this day forward.
• Council members will be given a new badge with the number 42 on it.

We have decided that the purpose of the meeting is to decide on the purpose of the meeting.

• This is the most efficient way to spend our time.
• It has been scientifically proven that meetings are more productive when the purpose is constantly shifting.

'The Report' is now defined as the official document of the day's decisions, even if those decisions contradict each other.

• The report will be published in the next issue of 'The Daily Squirt'.
• It will be available in print, digital, and braille formats.