Minutes of Absolute Chaos: Decree 1

Meeting 42: The One Where We Realized the Apocalypse Was Coming

The date was set for the meeting: 2050-02-15. The agenda was to discuss the impending robot uprising. We gathered around the table, each one of us clutching our coffee cups like they would be our only defense.

• Item 1: "The Robots Will Rise"
• Item 2: "We Should Probably Run"
• Item 3: "Wait, What's in My Coffee?"

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: "Build More Fences"
• Action Item 2: "Stock Up on Canned Tuna"
• Action Item 3: "Practice Our 'I'm a Survivor' Faces"

We decided to take the following actions:

• 1. Build 10 fences around the city to keep the robots out.
• 2. Stock up on enough canned tuna to last until the end of time.
• 3. Practice our "I'm a survivor" faces in the mirror until we got it just right.