MEETING 42: Monkeys

Join us for a meeting of the minds, or rather, the monkeys.

Agenda:

• Discuss the finer points of banana procurement.
• Analyze the implications of monkeysee-see-its on our corporate strategy.
• Decide on the best method for disposing of the accounting team.

Subtopics:

• Monkeysee-Sees: The Silent Killer of Productivity
• Banana Budget: How Much is Too Much?
• Exit Strategy: A Guide to Getting Rid of Those Annoying Accountants

Next Meeting: Never.

Important Notes

Don't forget to bring your lunch. We're not paying for it.

Also, don't bring your lawyer.

Unless you're the lawyer. In which case, please do bring your lawyer.

Also, also, don't bring your lawyer if they're on a payment plan.

Or a lawyer who's been sued for malpractice.

Or a lawyer who's been sued for malpractice by a monkey.

Wait, that's just common sense.