Meeting 42: The Most Important Meeting in History

Our Rules

In accordance with the sacred tradition of Meeting 42, we have established the following rules:

1. Always arrive at least 15 minutes early. If you're late, bring donuts.
2. Turn off your phone and your soul.
3. Never, ever, EVER touch the conference table.
4. When in doubt, blame the intern.
5. Take a 30-minute break every hour to stare at the ceiling.

See meeting minutes for details or important notes from meeting 42.