Welcome, fellow time travelers, to MEETING 42: The Time Traveling Hygiene Protocol. This is the most important meeting in all of time travel history. We've got a lot to cover, so grab your favorite temporal toilet paper and your most comfortable chrono-cloak, and let's get started!
Agenda
- 9:00 AM - Arrival and Introduction
- 9:30 AM - Breakfast in the Time Stream (Free Temporal Croissant)
- 10:00 AM - Time Traveling Hygiene 101: The Basics
- 11:00 AM - Breakout Session: Time Paradox Resolution
- 12:00 PM - Lunch in the Time Zone (Free Temporal Tacos)
- 1:00 PM - The Grandfather Theory: A Study in Conundrums
- 2:00 PM - Time Loop Troubleshooting
- 3:00 PM - The Butterfly Effect: A Case Study
- 4:00 PM - Wrap-up and Departure