Meeting 42: Paradoxes and Contradictions
Session Summary
Today, we tackled the impossible: reconciling the laws of physics with the laws of sanity.
Highlights included:
- Time traveler A, who claimed to have come from 5 minutes ago,ประก was overruled by Time Traveler B, who swore she was 10 minutes early.
- We managed to break the laws of thermodynamics by creating a perpetual motion machine out of a toaster, a fan, and a can of spray paint.
- Our team discovered a way to communicate with plants using only interpretive dance, which we promptly used to order pizza from the break room vending machine.
And, of course, no meeting would be complete without a heated debate over whether pineapple is a fruit or a vegetable. We've come to the conclusion that it's both, and also neither.
Next week, we'll be exploring the meaning of "up" and whether it's actually "down."
Stay tuned!