Parallel Universes Meeting 42: The Multiverse Conclave

Welcome to the meeting of parallel universes! We're glad you could make it.

Today's agenda includes discussions on the best ways to avoid spoilers, the ethics of reality TV, and the importance of proper dimensional calibration.

We have a special guest speaker from the universe where pineapples are the dominant life form. They will discuss their experiences as a sentient fruit.

We will also have a breakout session on "How to survive a universe-wide apocalypse" led by experts from the multiverse.

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