The Problem
It's 3am, and you're stuck in a never-ending loop of "will it drop" and "won't it drop". The toilet's been calling your name, but your bowels have other plans.
You've tried everything: fiber, probiotics, and even those fancy-schmancy digestive enzymes. But nothing seems to be working. You're starting to lose your grip on reality.
That's where we come in – the Paranoid Pooping Support Group. We're here to help you navigate the dark alleys of bowel dysfunction.