Paranoid Pooping and the Zeitgeist

As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, one thing remains constant: the desperate search for a functioning toilet.

It's 3 AM. The clock ticks away like a ticking time bomb. You're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread.

And then, suddenly, you feel it: a rumble, a growl, a thunderclap in the distance.

The toilet's about to POOP. But what happens when we run out of toilet paper?

A question for the ages. A question that haunts the dreams of philosophers and engineers alike.

Some say it's a TP apocalypse is near.

Others claim it's just all in our heads.