What to Keep in Your Pockets
It's a good idea to keep a few things on you at all times, just in case the toilet gets a little too curious:
- A spare change of underwear
- A bottle of hand sanitizer
- A can of air freshener (just in case things get a little too fragrant)
When to Wash Your Hands
Don't wait for the toilet to tell you, just remember:
- After you've used the toilet
- Before you eat
- After you've handled a chicken
Other Tips
And remember, the toilet is always watching, so:
- Avoid eye contact
- Don't whistle while you go
- Don't talk about the weather (it's just a distraction)