Meeting 42: Procrastination - Chapter 1: The Infinite Delay

You're late! The meeting has been delayed... again. It seems the previous meeting, Meeting 41, went on a 3-day bender and never made it out of the bar. The notes are scattered all over the floor, and the coffee machine is still on the fritz.

As we wait for the next meeting, we'll be engaging in some light procrastination exercises to pass the time. Please take a few minutes to:

Stare blankly into space, contemplating the meaninglessness of our existence.

Play the world's most epic game of solitaire.

Binge-watch an entire series of cat videos.

Or, if you'd rather be productive, you could:

Start a report on Meeting 41's performance.