Time-Traveling Toaster 9000: The Ultimate Breakfast Experience
Our toaster has been certified by the International Association of Breakfast Enthusiasts as the most reliable time-traveling appliance on the market.
Experience the thrill of having your toast arrive from the exact moment of the Big Bang, or relive the joy of having toast from the Renaissance.
Technical Specifications
Our Toaster 9000 features:
- Chrono-Crunching Technology
- Time-Traveling Toaster Algorithm (T3A)
- Self-Adjusting Toast Ejection Mechanism
- Integrated Chronalogue for precise date/time selection