Meeting 42: Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols

Agenda Item 11-40: Quantum Inflatable Safety Briefing

Presented by: Inflatable Safety Specialist, Quantum Physics Expert

Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols

Don't get stuck in a quantum superposition. Don't get tangled in a Klein bottle.

Emergency Procedures

  1. In the event of a quantum fluctuation, please do not panic. Repeat, do not panic.
  2. Seek shelter in a nearby coffee shop.
  3. If you are stuck in a Klein bottle, do not attempt to escape. Call for help.