Meeting 42: Quantum Inflatable Safety 1 - Proposed Protocol Changes

Due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue quantum particle, we have been forced to re-evaluate our current safety protocols.

Proposed changes include:

• Implementing a mandatory daily coffee breaks for all employees.
• Requiring all meetings to be held in a padded cell to prevent spontaneous combustion.
• Introducing a new "Inflatable Safety Officer" position to deal with unexpected quantum fluctuations.

We invite you to review and comment on these proposed changes. Please note that failure to comply will result in immediate termination and/or spontaneous human combustion.

View the minutes of meeting 42 for further context.

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