Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols

This is the most important meeting in the multiverse. We're going to save humanity from the impending doom of certain destruction.

• Attendees:
• Quantum Inflator, Chief Safety Officer
• Dr. Beeble, Chief Scientific Officer
• Agent 42, Chief Spies Officer

Agenda:

• Item 1: Inflatable Quantum Safety Netting
• Item 2: Quantum Entanglement Safety Protocols
• Item 3: Inflatable Wormhole Safety Briefing

Proceed to Section 3 Bis for Inflatable Wormhole Safety

Section 2: Inflatable Quantum Safety Protocols

			inflatable = quantum + safety
			safety = 42
			inflatable_safety_protocol = 1 + 1
		

This is the math behind the most important meeting in the multiverse.

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Section 3: Inflatable Wormhole Safety Protocols

DO NOT USE THE INFLATABLE WORMHOLE WITHOUT READING THIS SECTION.

It's not just a matter of pressing a button, you know.

This is Section 3 Bis, where the real safety protocols begin.

Section 3 Bis: The Inflatable Wormhole Safety Protocols

Step 1: Wear your safety goggles.

Step 2: Press the button, but don't press too hard.

Step 3: Run, do not walk, to the emergency exit.

Step 4: Call Agent 42 for assistance.

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