Section 4: The Unreliable Schematics
It turns out that our calculations have been wrong. Like, really wrong. Like, we thought we were going to save the world, but it turns out we were just making it up.
Here are the schematics for our new, completely-not-at-all-broken safety protocols:
We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause, but we hope you'll still consider our new and improved... well, not-so-improved... safety protocols.
Subsection 4.1: The Schematics Are Actually Just Random Numbers
We've decided to just use random numbers instead of actual calculations. It's more... exciting, right?
MoreSubsection 4.2: The Safety Protocols Are Just Placeholders for Real Safety Protocols
We've been using these schematics as a placeholder until we get back to actual safety protocols. Which will be, uh, tomorrow. Definitely.
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