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Quantum Inflation Safety: The Risks

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Risks of Quantum Inflation

1. Unstable Event Horizon: Your brain may experience temporary loss of sanity due to the infinite recursion of causality.

2. Quantum Flux: Randomized probability waves may cause you to question everything you thought you knew.

3. Information Overload: The sheer magnitude of unimportant data may cause your mind to overflow with unnecessary knowledge.

4. Temporal Paradoxes: Time travel may occur unexpectedly, but only to the past, where you'll be forced to watch reruns of 'Days of our Lives'.

Countermeasures

We recommend wearing inflatable socks at all times to protect your brain from quantum fluctuations.

Or, you know, you could just consult our expert panel for more information.