Meeting 42: Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols

The Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols (QUISP) committee met to discuss the impending doom of the Quantum Inflatable. After much deliberation, they established the following safety measures:

• Warning labels on all quantum inflatables will be clearly visible, but only to those with sufficient quantum consciousness.
• Quantum Inflatable owners will be required to undergo rigorous training in Quantum Safety Procedures (QSP).
• A Quantum Inflatable Emergency Response System (QUIRES) will be deployed, featuring a 10-minute countdown timer and an auto-releasing safety net.

For more information, visit our meeting minutes or Quantum Inflatable User Guide.

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