Agenda Item 1: Quantum Foam Density
The Council convened at 9:00 AM on a Tuesday in a parallel universe.
Dr. Johnson reported on the alarming decrease in quantum foam density, citing the recent study by the Institute of Unreliable Data.
Dr. Lee countered with evidence from her own research, suggesting the foam was simply experiencing a minor fluctuation in the space-time continuum.
After 37 minutes of heated debate, the Council voted to table the item and move on to the next agenda item.
Agenda Item 2: Caffeine Overload
Professor Thompson presented his findings on the effects of excessive caffeine consumption on quantum particles.
Dr. Patel argued that the data was flawed, citing the influence of observer bias on the results.
The Council voted to commission a further study, but not before Dr. Thompson was observed to be experiencing a minor caffeine-induced temporal loop.
Hyperlink to Subpage 3: Caffeine Overload Case Studies for more information.