Quantum Coffee Review 3: It's a Real Thing

Rating: 8.5/10

Review by: Quantum McSass

I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that Quantum Coffee exists or the fact that it's still somehow not a thing.

I've had my fair share of coffee, but this stuff is something else. It's like the particles are actually moving, man.

Pros:

• Actual quantum fluctuations in flavor!
• Not a single wave function collapse!
• I think I saw a photon!

Cons:

• The barista had to explain what a wave function even was.
• It was a real pain to get the receipt, it kept disappearing!

Recommendation: If you're feeling lost and confused, try it. But don't say I didn't warn you.