Quantum Coffee: The Ultimate Reality of Flavor
Welcome to the most mind-bending coffee shop in the multiverse! Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and the coffee is always just a little...different.
As we speak, our team of expert coffee scientists has discovered a way to adjust the fundamental nature of the universe, one flavor profile at a time.
We're talking:
- Quantum Cupping: Where the coffee cups themselves become portals to other dimensions.
- Quantum Grinding: Because, you know, the coffee beans themselves are just waves of probability.
- Quantum Roasting: Where the roast levels are not just levels, but actual, measurable levels of existential dread.