It's not just a cup of coffee, it's a paradigm-shifting, reality-bending, mind-warping experience.
The Heisenberg Principle states that a cup of coffee is simultaneously both brewed and un-brewed at the same time. This fundamental truth is at the heart of all quantum coffee.
But what does it mean for our understanding of reality?
We're still trying to figure it out, but in the meantime, we're just going to drink some coffee and pretend it's not a problem.
Our coffee is made from the finest, most expensive beans in the multiverse. We've got:
We're not just brewing coffee, we're warping the fabric of space-time.
Our barista has a PhD in Quantum Coffee Dynamics and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Don't worry, though, they're still managing to brew some mean coffee.