Quantum Cup Protocol

Overview

Invented by renowned physicist, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Quantum Cup Protocol is a revolutionary new method for brewing coffee in a quantum superposition of states.

Principles

  1. Quantum entanglement of cream and sugar to achieve optimal flavor and texture.
  2. Instantaneous brewing through the application of Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle to the coffee grounds.
  3. Adherence to the strict rules of Quantum Non-locality, ensuring that every sip is connected across the universe.

Methods

  1. Entanglement Brewing Method
  2. Superposition Steeping Method
  3. Heisenberg Brewing Method