Steep Time: The Quantum Coffee Protocol

A guide to brewing the perfect cup of coffee, optimized for quantum superposition.

Step 1: Measure 42 grams of coffee to the nearest Planck length.

Adjust temperature to a Schrödinger cat state of superposition

Step 2: Steep for precisely 42 minutes and 42 seconds, allowing the coffee to exist in a superposition of states: hot, cold, and possibly-burnt.

Analyze the resultant quantum states of your coffee

Step 3: Serve and enjoy, but beware: quantum entanglement may cause you to spill the coffee all over your shirt.

I've spilled it I've served it