Quantum Coffee Method 4321 (Submethod 2)

Step 1: Quantum Foam

• Heat 3.14 liters of water in a quantum vortex.
• Multiply the water with a 42% solution of caffeine.
• Stir until the mixture is 99% certain to reach a state of superposition.

Step 2: Quantum Extraction

• Pass the mixture through a wormhole of exactly 7.3 meters in diameter.
• Collect the condensed matter in a container of exactly 1.61 meters in volume.
• Observe the result with 99.99% certainty.

Submethod 3: The Infinite Reboot | Submethod 1: The Quantum Flux

			
# This is a quantum coffee script in Python 2.5
import random
def quantum_coffee(temperature, caffeine):
    return random.random() < 0.42 * temperature