Quantum Coffee Brewing Technique

Coffee so good, it's like a wormhole in your mouth.

Step 1: Gather 42 particles of finely ground coffee.

Step 2: Place 1 particle in the Quantum Brewer 9000.

Step 3: Press the button, wait for the singularity to form.

Step 4: Enjoy the beverage that defies the laws of physics.

• Euclid's Theorem: The Mathematical Underpinnings of Quantum Coffee
• Quantum Coffee Fails: When the Singularity Doesn't Form

Don't try this at home, kids.

Unless you have a PhD in quantum physics and a strong stomach.