Quantum Coffee Entanglement Theory

A radical new approach to understanding the intricacies of caffeine's effects on the human brain, pioneered by Dr. Beebley McSnively.

Key tenets:

• The act of sipping a cup of coffee is a localized disturbance of the wave function.
• As the coffee interacts with the nervous system, an entanglement of cognitive function occurs.
• Upon ingestion, the brain's wave function collapses into a state of heightened focus and alertness.

Dr. McSnively's groundbreaking work challenges traditional notions of coffee's effects and opens the door to new avenues of research, including:

Quantum Coffee and the Uncertainty Principle and Coffee and the Many-Worlds Interpretation.