Quantum Coffee Machine

The most advanced, most confusing, most utterly baffling coffee machine in the universe.

Features:

Randomly selects from a pool of 17 different brews
May occasionally spit out a miniature, sentient coffee cup
Has a 37% chance of self-repairing itself with toaster parts

Subpages:

Maintenance Mode
Repair Schedule

Quantum Coffee Machine Statistics:

Brews per hour: 42
Spontaneous coffee cup births: 0

Visit us for a cup of... something.

Note: The numbers 42 in the subpage links and statistics are references to the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, which is often cited as the "answer" to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.