Quantum Coffee: Mitigation Plan
Due to unforeseen quantum fluctuations, the universe has been experiencing an unexpected influx of sentient coffee cups.
Our experts have been working around the clock to develop a plan to contain the crisis:
- Quantum Coffee Crisis Management
- Sentient Coffee Cup Containment
- Crisis Communications: A Guide to Not Freaking Out
- Crisis Fund: Donations Welcome
Remember, we're all in this together. Don't try to drink the coffee. Seriously, don't.