Common Symptoms
1. Your socks disappear when you're not looking
The observer effect in quantum coffee causes socks to dematerialize when you're not paying attention.
2. Your favorite mug becomes sentient and resents your existence
Studies have shown that the observer effect in quantum coffee can lead to a higher likelihood of your favorite mug becoming possessed by an ancient coffee spirit.
3. You experience a sudden urge to watch cat videos
Quantum coffee's observer effect can cause a strange affinity for watching cat videos in an attempt to distract yourself from the impending coffee-fueled existential crisis.