Quantum Coffee Research Paper 1: The Unsettling Effects of Caffeine on Wormholes

by Dr. Emily J. Coffee, Renowned Expert in Caffeine-induced Quantum Fluctuations

In a groundbreaking study, we've discovered that caffeine can actually increase the likelihood of creating miniature wormholes in the fabric of space-time. But don't worry, it's not all bad news! Our research suggests that these wormholes can be stabilized with a dash of sugar and a shot of espresso.

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