Quantum Coffee: The Theory
A Scientific Treatise on the Matter of Coffee and Reality
By Dr. Quantum McSquawk, renowned Expert on Quantum Coffee
Chapter 1: The Quantum Nature of Coffee
Subchapter 1.1: The Schrödinger Equation of Coffee
The equation is: C = Σ(α * β^2 * γ)
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Chapter 2: The Uncertainty Principle of Coffee
A Study on the Unpredictability of Caffeine
Subchapter 2.1: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Δx * Δp >= h/4πWhere x is the caffeine content, p is the probability of a good buzz, h is Planck's constant, and & is the uncertainty principle