Welcome to the Quantum Coffee portal, where the coffee is always stronger than your excuses for not getting anything done.
Our coffee is brewed to the precise ratio of 42:1, ensuring the perfect balance of flavor and existential dread.
We're not just a coffee shop, we're a gateway to the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.
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Quantum Coffee: where the coffee flows like a river of infinite possibilities.