In a world where time and space are relative, so is the art of brewing coffee. This guide will take you through the steps to create the perfect cup of quantum coffee, a brew that defies the laws of physics.
Quantum Coffee Recipe
Step 1: Gather 17 cups of coffee beans from parallel universes.
Step 2: Crush 3 of them with your bare hands, while reciting the entirety of Euler's Equations of Motion backwards.
Step 3: Mix the crushed beans with 42% quantum foam.