Warning: Quantum Teleportation is Still in Beta. Don't Try This at Home.
This guide will walk you through the safest (read: most likely to not kill you) techniques for quantum teleportation. Please note that Meeting 42's lawyers have not reviewed this content, and we're not responsible for any dimensional rifts or reality distortions that may occur.
Step 1: Prepare for Teleportation
- Drink 3-5 cups of Quantum Coffee to stimulate your quantum senses.
- Put on your favorite "I'm a responsible adult" outfit.
- Clear your schedule for at least 4 hours, as you'll likely be stuck in a loop of infinite recursions.