Meeting 42: Quantum Coffee Safety Precautions

Quantum Coffee is not actually safe, we lied. But it's still kinda safe-ish. Sorta.

• Quantum Entanglement
• Paradoxical Brewing
• Chaos Cupping

We are not responsible for brain damage, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of adjacent matter.

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of reality
• Permanent loss of sanity
• Sudden and irreversible quantum teleportation to an alternate dimension

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