MEETING 42: QUANTUM COFFEE

A conference where the coffee is stronger than the ideas.

Agenda:

Panel 1: "The Caffeine Effect: How Coffee Affects Your Productivity"
Panel 2: "The Quantum Mechanics of Sleep Deprivation"
Panel 3: "The Causal Relationship Between Coffee and Existential Dread"
Panel 4: "Quantum Superposition of Coffee Flavors: A Tasting Panel"