Super-Flux Capacitor Techniques

According to top-secret documents, the Super-Flux Capacitor is not just a fancy coffee machine, but a gateway to infinite energy.

To harness its power, you must:

• Drink 5 cups of coffee while reciting the entirety of the periodic table backwards
• Hold your breath for exactly 17 seconds while staring at the coffee machine
• Tap-dance on the kitchen table while humming the "Macarena" 3 times
• Sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor while performing the chicken dance
• Maintain a 4.2:1 ratio of sugar to creamer in your coffee
• Convince the coffee machine to like you on social media

Failure to comply will result in:

• A severe lack of productivity
• A permanent coffee-stain on your shirt
• Unstable quantum fluctuations
• A spontaneous combustion of the office microwave

Don't forget to check out our other super-secret techniques:

• Chrono-Synergy - Harnessing the power of chrono-displacement
• Quantum Leakage - Exploiting the uncertainty principle