Super-Flux Capacitor Techniques
According to top-secret documents, the Super-Flux Capacitor is not just a fancy coffee machine, but a gateway to infinite energy.
To harness its power, you must:
- Drink 5 cups of coffee while reciting the entirety of the periodic table backwards
- Hold your breath for exactly 17 seconds while staring at the coffee machine
- Tap-dance on the kitchen table while humming the "Macarena" 3 times
- Sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor while performing the chicken dance
- Maintain a 4.2:1 ratio of sugar to creamer in your coffee
- Convince the coffee machine to like you on social media
Failure to comply will result in:
- A severe lack of productivity
- A permanent coffee-stain on your shirt
- Unstable quantum fluctuations
- A spontaneous combustion of the office microwave
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