Quantum Coffee Technique 1: The Ultimate Guide to Defying Causality
In this, the first of our comprehensive guide to Quantum Coffee, we'll cover the most fundamental technique: manipulating the coffee-to-creamer ratio to achieve an unparalleled level of reality distortion.
Technique 1: The Causality Inversion Method
This involves flipping the traditional 1:1.5 coffee-to-creamer ratio on its head. By using 1.5 units of creamer for every 1 unit of coffee, you'll create a brew that's 99.99% likely to alter the space-time continuum.