Welcome, fellow travelers from the multiverse! Today, we're brewing up a pot of quantum coffee that'll make your brain go "WHOA, I'M THINKING TOO MUCH!"
We warned you, didn't we? Quantum coffee is not for the faint of heart (or stomach). It's like trying to drink a supernova in a cup.
But hey, if you're feeling brave (or foolhardy), click here for some quantum recipes to try and recreate this cosmic brew at home.
Seriously, just don't. We've seen what happens when you try to brew quantum coffee. It's not pretty.
Stick to good ol' fashioned coffee, or, you know, actual quantum physics.
We're not kidding. Just don't.
Read more about the alleged conspiracy surrounding quantum coffee.
Or, you know, just go back to your regular meeting.