It's not just a drink, it's an experience. Or is it? We've been pondering the mysteries of the universe, and we've come up with some answers. Or maybe we haven't.
According to our research, the key to the perfect cup lies in the balance of flavors, the harmony of crema, and the existential dread of the barista's judgmental gaze.
And remember, in the words of the great philosopher, "You can't have your cake and coffee, too. But you can have cake and coffee, and that's the real meaning of life."