Superposition Coffee Recipe

For those who dare to defy the laws of thermodynamics and the tyranny of the coffee shop.

To brew, you will need:

• 1 cup of quantum entanglement
• 3 cups of Schrödinger's cat
• 2 tablespoons of Heisenberg's uncertainty

Step 1: In a large mixing bowl, combine quantum entanglement and Schrödinger's cat. Stir until well-mixed.

Step 2: Add Heisenberg's uncertainty and stir counterclockwise for precisely 7.5 minutes.

Step 3: Pour into a mug and serve.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Instantaneous aging
• Quantum fluctuations in taste and texture
• Probability of being served a decaffeinated cup

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damages to reality caused by excessive consumption.

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